Channel Thirtyone T-Shirt
The familiar station mark on a black cotton shirt. For everyone who remembers being here.
$31.00
STATION
GIFT SHOP.
Orders ship from inside the condemned Annex. Tracking numbers count backward.
A SMALL REMINDER
Take a little piece of Blackridge home with you. Check that it is the same piece when you arrive.
The 1987 station collection
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SIGNAL.
Channel Thirtyone Coffee Mug
Black ceramic. Familiar company for the late broadcast. The one in master control is still warm.
$19.87
Halloween Candy Tote Bag
Black canvas, orange pumpkins, and a message for the walk home: THE MOON HAS BEEN REPLACED.
$13.10
Merchandise previews. Online ordering opens soon. Prices in USD. No payments are collected on this site.
From the Annex counter
PLEASE CHECK
YOUR PARCEL.
Our clerk packs every order by hand. If your parcel arrives before you place the order, leave it unopened until the dates agree.
Questions for the gift-shop desk ↗When will ordering open?
These are product previews. The Buy Now buttons will connect to the real storefront once ordering opens. You will see actual delivery and payment details there before purchasing.
What is inside the condemned Annex?
According to the inventory: three shelves, one packing table, one chair, and eleven people who do not appear on payroll. See the final receipt ↗
Why does the tote mention the moon?
The phrase was found on a photograph envelope after the final broadcast. Most residents insist the moon looks normal. Examine the photograph ↗