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AS SEEN AFTER MIDNIGHTDR. GOURD'S
PUMPKIN TEETH
Give your jack-o'-lantern the smile it remembers.
Not intended for human mouths. They will fit.THIRTYONE
ON AIR ∞
WCHX-TV • MOURNINGVALE • CH. 31
WE NEVER
LEFT THE AIR.
Mourningvale's local voice since 1956.
Publicly discontinued October 31, 1987.
STATION NOTICEViewer discretion advised. This website contains recovered materials. If the picture begins addressing you by name, disconnect your television—not your computer.
NEXT SIGNAL PEAK
OCTOBER 31
The signal strengthens every anniversary. We do not recommend being awake when it arrives.
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WCHX PROGRAM LOG • TAPE 31-B
TONIGHT'S
PROGRAMMING
Times are approximate. Programs may begin before their listed start time. Viewer memories may constitute reruns.
Mourningvale Evening News
LIVE01Weather for Towns That No Longer Exist
31° / —02Everybody Loves Raymond
S4 E903Raymond Has Been Removed
PREMIERE04The Crooked Hour
DO NOT RECORD05Thirty-One Seconds of Local Silence
LIVE06Mourningvale Evening News
REPEAT07The Weather Beneath Us
SEVERE08Close of Broadcast
SIGNAL CONTINUES09PAID PROGRAMMING • THE FOLLOWING CLAIMS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED
DR. GOURD'S
YOU'VE BEEN
DRINKING THE
OLD TOWN.
Reservoir sediment is within historic limits.
Questions? Ask the shape beneath your faucet.VHS
31
31
RECORD OVER
YOUR MEMORIES.
Blank tapes. Previously enjoyed.
HUMAN RESOURCES • REV. 10/31/87
EMPLOYEE
DIRECTORY
For internal calls, dial the employee's extension and remain silent. Someone will answer.
WV
EXT. 310
Walter Vale
NEWS ANCHOR
Last seen on cameraMC
EXT. 311
Marian Coil
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
Forecast remains activeER
EXT. 312
Edwin Rusk
BROADCAST ENGINEER
Clocked out 11/01/87JH
EXT. 313
June Hollow
CONTINUITY
Voiceprint detectedTB
EXT. 314
Tomás Bell
CAMERA 3
Portrait updated itselfAV
EXT. 315
Agnes Venn
STATION MANAGER
Tenure: 1956—presentPUBLIC RECEPTION EXPERIMENT
CAN YOU
HEAR US?
Adjust the receiver. The archived carrier is strongest near 31 MHz, a frequency Channel 31 never possessed.
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NO PICTURE • MOVE THE DIAL
CONDEMNED • CONDEMNED • CONDEMNED • CONDEMNED
BEYOND THIS POINT, THE FLOORPLAN DISAGREES
WELCOME TO THE
STATION ANNEX
Everything beyond this marker was condemned by order of the Mourningvale Building Authority on November 4, 1987.
Reason: ██████████████████████████
Number of rooms: varies by witness.
“Do not enter a door marked STUDIO 0. Channel 31 did not have a Studio 0.”— handwritten fire marshal's note
THE GIFT SHOP REMAINS OPEN ↓
SUPPORT LOCAL BROADCASTING
STATION
GIFT SHOP
All proceeds are deposited into an account that does not exist. Orders ship from inside the Annex.
31STAY TUNED
“STAY TUNED” STAFF TEE
$31.00
THE MOON
HAS BEEN
REPLACED.WCHX • 1987
HAS BEEN
REPLACED.WCHX • 1987
CIVIL DEFENSE POSTER
$19.87
31
NIGHT SHIFT MUG
$18.00
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ANNEX VISITOR BADGE
$8.31
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